As a security guard, my Boss said my job is to watch the office.
I’m on Season 6 so far, and not sure what this has to do with security.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
I went on a job interview for a security guard. After spending 12 hours in the waiting room…
…they hired me.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual
…I just paid $18 for a pop and a ham sandwich…Let’s start with that!