Security Guard Jokes

As a security guard, my Boss said my job is to watch the office. 

I’m on Season 6 so far, and not sure what this has to do with security.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

I went on a job interview for a security guard. After spending 12 hours in the waiting room…

…they hired me.

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual

…I just paid $18 for a pop and a ham sandwich…Let’s start with that!

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